SHOW OF SHOWS...AND YOUR ENTERTAINMENT DELIGHT OF ALL TIME!
Hypochondriac Danny Weems gets drafted and accidentally smuggles his girlfriend aboard his Pacific-bound troopship.
Danny Kaye
Danny Weems
Dinah Shore
Virginia Merrill
Dana Andrews
Joe Nelson
Constance Dowling
Mary Morgan
Knox Manning
Narration (voice)
Louis Calhern
Colonel Ashley
George Mathews
Blackie
Benny Baker
Butterball
Elisha Cook Jr.
Info Jones
Lyle Talbot
Sergeant Gelsey
Walter Catlett
Major Brock
George Meeker
Ashley's Aide
