If you can't beat 'em... steal him!
Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.
Damon Wayans
Lewis Scott
Daniel Stern
Mike O'Hara
Dan Aykroyd
Jimmy Flaherty
Gail O'Grady
Carol O'Hara
Christopher McDonald
Coach Kimball
Paul Guilfoyle
Kevin O'Grady
Adam Hendershott
Tommy O'Hara
Scott Lawrence
Ted Hennison
Deion Sanders
Self
Bill Walton
Gerard 'Gus' Williams
Derrick Lake
Ted Rooney
Tony Sheppard
