Diary of a Married Man

Relationship status: married. Address: pending. When their honeymoon glow meets a poorly built flat and a one-year refund delay, Abdullah temporarily moves Arwa into his family home. Newlywed bliss just got roommates!

To feel at home, Arwa moves her cats into her in-laws’ house. But the in-laws object to the in-claws. So Abdullah retreats, returning the felines to her unimpressed father. Housing update: still zero wins.

Out of all the days in the year, both dads pick the same one to throw a Welcome Back feast. Abdullah and Arwa try to negotiate, fail spectacularly, and end up hosting one giant chaotic party instead.

Latifa parades Arwa around her ladies’ circle as her newest social upgrade. Arwa opts out. Abdullah? Officially promoted to full-time mediator: mum vs. wife!

Plot twist: Latifa hasn’t retired from bride-hunting. Even though Abdullah is now married, his mum keeps scouting potential candidates. Arwa is not amused. Intervention pending...

After years of “auditioning” for marriage, Abdullah is upgraded from candidate to consultant. He and Arwa start coaching couples through pre-marital sit-downs. Experience? Extensive. Success rate? Loading…