Bromwell High

The three girls prepare a presentation on the theme of tolerance, a subject which highlights the multi-cultural diversity of the students at Bromwell High. Keisha and Natella become rivals in a bid to win a prize which seemingly doesn't exist.

When a mobile phone thief continues to evade the local police, Inspector Lehman pays Bromwell High a visit. Lehman informs Headmaster Iqbal that he will be leaving PC Carter at the school to try and catch the thief, and threatens that if Iqbal does not cooperate with the police, they will start an investigation on his illegal animal trade.

Bromwell High has a new pupil named Spencer. Keisha starts to have strange warm and tingly feelings every time she sees Spencer, causing her to punch him. Meanwhile the Head of Year Eight position becomes vacant, resulting in a hard-fought battle between Miss Dickson and Mr Philips both who set out to impress Iqbal with their teaching skills..

After a smashing performance at the school music evening, Mr. Anderson, the English teacher, is offered a career as a pop star, leaving the rest of the teachers to think about thier own pathetic and unrewarding careers in the classroom. Depressed and dreaming of a better future, they all resign (except Mr. Phillips, the P.E. teacher) and Iqbal is faced with the problem of replacing an entire staff. ... with rhesus monkeys!

Keisha's fascination with setting things on fire has gone out of control and she is unable to stop herself from setting fire to things, including the school grounds. Iqbal's real problems start, when one of Keisha's fires highlights the fact that Bromwell High has no wheelchair access.

It's Valentine's Day at Bromwell High but Natella has persuaded Keisha and Latrina to not celebrate it this year on the basis that it is a meaningless event when kids just judge people by looks. Keisha and Latrina are not happy with Natella when Miss Dickson decides to send all pupils without cards to "ugly class", but things start to heat up for the girls as Davis - the coolest boy in the school - is seen putting a Valentine's card in Keisha and Natella's box and a fight starts between Keisha and Latrina